The 10 Stages Of Jeans


1. Did I buy the wrong size?
2. I can zip these up if I hold my breath
3. Muffin top
4. Sitting on a navy-blue scarf so the dye doesn’t stain my couch
5. They fit! But I won’t put them on or take them off in front of anyone
6. Perfection
7. Starting to stretch out
8. I can wear them twice and then I have to wash them
9. Dark wash has completely faded
10. New jeans